Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
2 months ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
2 months ago
Mood: Unbothered and wearing it ๐Ÿ˜Ž
2 months ago
When babysitting turns into life's unexpected plot twist ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your shirt does all the flirting ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘•
2 months ago
When โ€˜hug meโ€™ hits different ๐Ÿ˜
2 months ago
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When life hands you lemons... ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‹
2 months ago
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your boyfriend sees you as both bae and best friend ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฃ
2 months ago
When the answers donโ€™t add up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
2 months ago
Step 1: Get Good ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜†
2 months ago
When youโ€™re ready for action, but the line is longer than your patience! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ›ด๐Ÿ˜…
2 months ago
When you buy a doorstop but can't be bothered to unpack it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ“ฆ
2 months ago
When you're just their type... literally! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ” 
2 months ago