When the solar eclipse pulls you in with its irresistible charm, but science is just like, 'Don't do it!' ๐๐
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Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
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From flying kites to chasing stars ๐ โก๏ธ๐: Life's journey in four frames! ๐
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When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐ฌ
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When the burger's so big, it serves you existential thoughts at no extra cost! ๐๐คฏ
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The ultimate workday countdown strategy! ๐โฐ #TimeManagement
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Me when someone offers me food ๐
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Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐พ
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Barney's guide to sharing is a little...intense ๐
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Family Guy if it was made by Piet Mondrian ๐
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Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ๏ธ๐ญ
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Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐๐ฝ
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Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House ๐
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Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
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Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! ๐คฃ