Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 😢📱
Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
190
Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
1 year ago
190
When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! 🕷️💥🎮
When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
190
When dinner plans take an unexpected turn 🍽️🔫😆
When dinner plans take an unexpected turn ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
190
If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level 😂
If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being 😂
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 year ago
190
POV: You’ve unlocked Expert Mode. Good luck. You’ll need it. 😂
POV: Youโ€™ve unlocked Expert Mode. Good luck. Youโ€™ll need it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X 😂. Because it's right next to Pornhub 😏
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X ๐Ÿ˜‚. Because it's right next to Pornhub ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
190
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
1 year ago
190
The internet remains undefeated in finding the 'hot' in a national tragedy. 🔥💀
The internet remains undefeated in finding the 'hot' in a national tragedy. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
190
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
190
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. 🍔
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. ๐Ÿ”
9 months ago
190
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. 🙏❄️
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. ๐Ÿ™โ„๏ธ
4 months ago
190
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. 😭
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
190