When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill ๐๐ฅ
10 months ago
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Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
10 months ago
8
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐
9 months ago
8
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
9 months ago
8
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend ๐
9 months ago
8
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
9 months ago
8
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐
9 months ago
8
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐ฉ
9 months ago
8
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐คฐ
8 months ago
8
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐
8 months ago
8
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐ They served their purpose well๐ซก
8 months ago
8
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
8 months ago
8
Me trying to function throughout the week ๐
8 months ago
8
When your friends welcome you home with a side of roast ๐คฃโ๏ธ