When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! ๐ท๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฎ
1 year ago
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When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. ๐
1 year ago
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Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐).
11 months ago
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He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐๐
11 months ago
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Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐
11 months ago
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Potatoes are the GOAT ๐ฅ๐. Other vegetables could never.
11 months ago
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Hitler giving wholesome advice? ๐ค History sure is full of surprises! ๐
10 months ago
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Me when my mom asks me to do chores after I just sat down from doing previous chores ๐ฉ
10 months ago
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Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
10 months ago
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Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐"
10 months ago
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The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). ๐๐ท๏ธ
8 months ago
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When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. ๐
8 months ago
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My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. ๐งโ๐ณ
6 months ago
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The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. ๐
5 months ago
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My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐ตโ๐ซ