When โParenting 101โ might need a cheat sheet! ๐ผ๐ซ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐ #foreveralone
1 year ago
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Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
1 year ago
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If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
1 year ago
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That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐
1 year ago
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It's all about perspective ๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be productive ๐. So relatable it hurts!
1 year ago
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Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐
1 year ago
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Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐ , one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
1 year ago
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POV: You did all the work in the group project and now you're graduating with trust issues.
1 year ago
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That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. ๐๐
10 months ago
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Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐
9 months ago
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When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. ๐