When your inner simp comes out but you remember you're a respectful gentleman๐Ÿ˜Œ
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When your fish food ideas are tadpole-ly unconventional ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When immortality comes with unexpected side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
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When the squad synchronizes their curiosity ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
10 months ago
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Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
9 months ago
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When you ask your kid to share their apple juice ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you try to sext but Star Wars and weed are life ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
9 months ago
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Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
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