When you hit a puddle at 50 mph and think you're going to die but you somehow survive but your bike doesn't ๐Ÿ’€
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Me trying to get my life together๐Ÿ˜‚
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Living the dream in a currency-free, drama-free utopia! 🌍✨
Living the dream in a currency-free, drama-free utopia! ๐ŸŒโœจ
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Meme
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When you're a dragon queen but Tinder still confuses you 🐉🔥 #BetaOrbiters
When you're a dragon queen but Tinder still confuses you ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ #BetaOrbiters
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Me when the controller disconnects during an online match.  🤬
Me when the controller disconnects during an online match. ๐Ÿคฌ
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Me and my cat getting ready to party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฑ
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When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters 😂
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
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If a key opens many locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys…well, you know the rest. 😉
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
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That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying 🏃🏻‍♀️💨
Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
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Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. 💀
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. ๐Ÿ’€
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