65 million years of evolution and we still can't stick the landing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
When the instructions are clear but the execution is... questionable! 😅🤰📢
When the instructions are clear but the execution is... questionable! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ“ข
1 year ago
257
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. 
Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
257
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL.  The circle of life.
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
1 year ago
257
When your favorite waifu is 2D 😩
When your favorite waifu is 2D ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
257
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas 😂
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
1 year ago
257
When your 18th birthday present turns out to be your eviction notice 😂📦
When your 18th birthday present turns out to be your eviction notice ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 year ago
257
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ–•
10 months ago
257
Two heads are better than one.🤔
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
256
When Mario eats the wrong mushroom ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
256
When you fail, you land on your butt. When I fail, I faceplant the floor and break my face. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
256