When your relationship quest turns into a WoW trivia night ๐๐ฎ๐
1 year ago
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When Batman goes full ninja mode during small talk ๐ฆ๐คซ
1 year ago
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When your handbag is your best investment! ๐ฐ๐
1 year ago
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Google translate be like:
English - Be cunning.
Czech - Be a Jew.
1 year ago
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When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies ๐ฆถ๐ธ
11 months ago
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Me trying to find my way back to my happy place after a stressful day at work ๐
11 months ago
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Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐๐ฝ
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐
11 months ago
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Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. ๐น
11 months ago
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Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair*
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐"
11 months ago
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My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness ๐
10 months ago
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When 'socializing' had a different meaning ๐ ๐ฑ
8 months ago
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When your punchline is holier than thou ๐๐
8 months ago
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Every generation has its regrets... some are just more permanent than others. ๐ฌ
6 months ago
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When you want to study law but you realize you've got more potential as the criminal. ๐