When dinner in the ER costs an arm and a leg! 🤣💉🍷
When dinner in the ER costs an arm and a leg! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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🎄 For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. 😂
๐ŸŽ„ For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' 😂
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
58
Me trying to convince myself that my life isn't that bad after all 🤔
Me trying to convince myself that my life isn't that bad after all ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. 🧐
The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means tactical potty breaks. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
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My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
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Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
11 months ago
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When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes 😂 #Confused
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Confused
11 months ago
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If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
11 months ago
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Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" 😂
Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Someone needs to give this dad a lesson on the difference between a private message and a family group chat. The secondhand embarrassment is real. 💀
Someone needs to give this dad a lesson on the difference between a private message and a family group chat. The secondhand embarrassment is real. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
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Ah, simpler times when scandals were just sticky situations 🍑🧐
Ah, simpler times when scandals were just sticky situations ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿง
8 months ago
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He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. 🤔😂
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
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