When the powers that be stage an alien invasion to push their agenda, but you're just excited because it's like the movies. ๐ธ
1 month ago
141
When you have to go shopping but your kid is a known flight risk. Never a dull moment at Walmart! ๐
2 months ago
140
Why have three people when you can just be Linus Torvalds? Peak efficiency. ๐ป
1 month ago
140
When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! ๐ง๐ฉ
1 year ago
139
The 'privacy buffer' is just extra time to strike an even weirder pose before anyone sees you. ๐คฃ
1 month ago
138
When you finally explain a complex topic to your friends and they just stare back, completely fried. ๐คฏ
1 month ago
137
You can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside. Your words are but a gentle breeze in the void of my soul. ๐
2 months ago
136
Who knew social justice came with a 100% off storewide coupon? Best shopping spree ever. ๐
1 month ago
135
Gandalf dropping some ancient wisdom about the sacred texts we call memes. Consider me one of the disturbed. ๐
28 days ago
135
Finally, an honest conversation on a first date. At least he appreciates all her qualities! ๐คฃ
1 month ago
134
Teamwork makes the dream work... or in this case, the scream work. ๐ฑ
1 month ago
134
When you try to casually search Wikipedia but find more than you bargained for! ๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
131
The escape attempt was bold, but security is tighter than Fort Knox. Welcome back to the friend zone, population: you. ๐
2 months ago
129
Canada, currently allied with the USA, takes a long, hard look at what the European Union is offering. ๐๐
1 month ago
129
Strong with the Holy Spirit, this one is. ๐ May the Force be with you, my son.