When the ice cream man takes his job *way* too seriously... ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿคจ
11 months ago
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Jesus: "Stop! Hammer time!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to figure out if my controller is just lagging or if my skills have deteriorated ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
10 months ago
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It's like a computer, but for those who appreciate the vintage rainbow aesthetic ๐ŸŒˆ
9 months ago
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Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
8 months ago
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When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
8 months ago
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You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
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Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
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The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! ๐Ÿฆ
4 months ago
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The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚
4 months ago
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