When the birds and the bees go hilariously wrong ๐ ๐ฆท
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When your backpack is heavier than your homework load ๐๐
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When your weekend plans are more 'block' than 'basic' ๐ค๐ #LEGOmasochists
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Me after telling my boss he's wrong: Run!!!
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Me exercising my right to bear arms ๐ช๐บ๐ธ
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When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐
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When your friend asks if you want to see an inappropriate emoji and it's actually impressive ๐
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Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐
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When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong ๐ช
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When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna ๐
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Niggatron ainโt playing no games! ๐๐๐ค
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When you're thirsty for some chaos ๐ #prankwars #sodaexplosion
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Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐๐
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Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐