When your art installations double as your silent roommates ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ถ
11 months ago
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When the captain aims for a different kind of mission ๐๐
11 months ago
10
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
10 months ago
10
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
10 months ago
10
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC.
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025.
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
10 months ago
10
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐ฅ๐จ
10 months ago
10
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
10 months ago
10
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
10 months ago
10
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. ๐
10 months ago
10
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐ #RiskyBusiness
10 months ago
10
Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym ๐
10 months ago
10
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
10 months ago
10
When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans ๐โฝ๏ธ
8 months ago
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When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.