When your art installations double as your silent roommates ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ถ
11 months ago
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When the captain aims for a different kind of mission ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
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POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
10 months ago
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When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
10 months ago
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If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
10 months ago
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Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
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Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
10 months ago
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When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
10 months ago
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Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
10 months ago
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Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
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Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
10 months ago
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When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
8 months ago
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When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.
8 months ago
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Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
8 months ago
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