When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you and your dog nail the TikTok dance challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถ
10 months ago
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My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
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I bet the iPod's great-grandad was a telegraph ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
9 months ago
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When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
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Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Greece toll payment options: 1. E-Pass 2. Smart Pass 3. Other means of payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts ๐Ÿ˜‚. From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all! Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? ๐Ÿ—บ
9 months ago
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Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
8 months ago
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