When you're the all-seeing wizard, but gossip is more fun ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! ๐๐ผ
1 year ago
57
"Do you know who I am?"
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐
11 months ago
57
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐
11 months ago
57
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โจ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
10 months ago
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Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!"
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!"
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐
11 months ago
56
I donโt always drink beerโฆ Okay, yes I do ๐
11 months ago
56
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
11 months ago
56
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐ into the ๐ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐. ๐ค
11 months ago
56
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
11 months ago
56
Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐
11 months ago
56
This mall cop was not ready for this level of wordplay. The audacity! ๐
8 months ago
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Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! ๐
7 months ago
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For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out ๐ญ