When you finally get the moves right ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
57
When you're the all-seeing wizard, but gossip is more fun 🤔👀
When you're the all-seeing wizard, but gossip is more fun ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
57
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! 😂💼
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
57
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
57
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
57
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. ✨🧘‍♂️😂
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โœจ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
57
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
56
I don’t always drink beer… Okay, yes I do 😂
I donโ€™t always drink beerโ€ฆ Okay, yes I do ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
56
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
11 months ago
56
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
11 months ago
56
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
11 months ago
56
Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
56
This mall cop was not ready for this level of wordplay. The audacity! ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
56
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! 😂
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
56
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out 😭
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
56