When the nuclear codes are just 'spin the wheel' decisions! ๐ŸŽก๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
10 months ago
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When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
10 months ago
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When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
10 months ago
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Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
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When you've loved My Little Pony a little TOO much ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿด
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
9 months ago
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POV: Youโ€™ve unlocked Expert Mode. Good luck. Youโ€™ll need it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
9 months ago
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Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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