The internal debate on whether to find your son or avoid a federal investigation. 🤔
The internal debate on whether to find your son or avoid a federal investigation. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 😂
Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Finally, a soup that understands me.
Finally, a soup that understands me.
1 year ago
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POV: you're chilling with your homies and suddenly your mom calls you for dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." 
Joker: "Knock knock..."
Batman: "Come in." 😂
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
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How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
1 year ago
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My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first 😂
When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first ๐Ÿ˜‚
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In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entire…pixel. 😂
In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entireโ€ฆpixel. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
1 year ago
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When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday 😂
When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function 😂
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. 🤷‍♂️
One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
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Don't let the pink Jeep fool you, this man is a menace to society... and your mother. 😉
Don't let the pink Jeep fool you, this man is a menace to society... and your mother. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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