When someone asks what antivirus you use in Linux ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office 🍴😬
When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
238
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears. Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
238
The betrayal is electric. ⚡️💔
The betrayal is electric. โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
10 months ago
238
Life tip: Season your pasta, not your partner's emotions 🍝😆
Life tip: Season your pasta, not your partner's emotions ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
237
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications 😈
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
237
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
237
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament 🇦🇺🍻👞
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ž
1 year ago
237
Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty 😈
Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
237
From cake to flushed real quick 🚽🍰😂
From cake to flushed real quick ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
237
When fashion choices get misunderstood: Hijab edition 💥🤦‍♀️
When fashion choices get misunderstood: Hijab edition ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
11 months ago
237
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. 🧙‍♂️
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
237
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
6 months ago
237
When you're a Little Monster but the tickets are sold out... you gotta do what you gotta do. Respect the hustle. 😂
When you're a Little Monster but the tickets are sold out... you gotta do what you gotta do. Respect the hustle. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
237