Who needs a car when you have a helipad garage? ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐ค
1 year ago
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When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐
10 months ago
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When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ซ
8 months ago
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That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. ๐
7 months ago
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When age is just a number, but that number ruins your plans ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to act cool at the gun range after almost breaking my wrist from the recoil ๐
1 year ago
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Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
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When you're a Little Monster but the tickets are sold out... you gotta do what you gotta do. Respect the hustle. ๐
8 months ago
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Me showing off my sick wheelie skills to the director after he said "we need more action!"
1 year ago
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When you spot a shiny Pokรฉmon in real life ๐
1 year ago
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From cake to flushed real quick ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐
1 year ago
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Some people just want to watch the world burn, one relationship at a time. ๐๐คฃ