The betrayal is electric. ⚡️💔
The betrayal is electric. โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
1 year ago
449
Who needs a car when you have a helipad garage? 🚁😆
Who needs a car when you have a helipad garage? ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
448
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
448
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes 🤔
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
448
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
10 months ago
448
When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
8 months ago
448
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. 😂
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
448
When age is just a number, but that number ruins your plans 🤦‍♂️😂
When age is just a number, but that number ruins your plans ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
447
Me trying to act cool at the gun range after almost breaking my wrist from the recoil ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
447
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears. Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
447
When you're a Little Monster but the tickets are sold out... you gotta do what you gotta do. Respect the hustle. 😂
When you're a Little Monster but the tickets are sold out... you gotta do what you gotta do. Respect the hustle. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
447
Me showing off my sick wheelie skills to the director after he said "we need more action!"
1 year ago
446
When you spot a shiny Pokémon in real life 😂
When you spot a shiny Pokรฉmon in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
446
From cake to flushed real quick 🚽🍰😂
From cake to flushed real quick ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
446
Some people just want to watch the world burn, one relationship at a time. 😈🤣
Some people just want to watch the world burn, one relationship at a time. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
446