When your ESL teacher shows off their success story ๐บ๐ธ๐๐
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When all you wanted was a sandwich but now it's international news ๐๐
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Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free ๐ #RichPeopleProblems
1 year ago
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Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
1 year ago
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When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over ๐๐
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Me trying to explain social media to my grandparents: "It's like Ancient Egypt, but with cat videos."
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When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐คก
3 months ago
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When someone asks what antivirus you use in Linux ๐
1 year ago
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Mission Impossible: Cat Edition ๐๐ผ
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When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office ๐ด๐ฌ
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Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
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Scooby Doo's philosophy is truly inspiring, especially when you are running away from problems๐
1 year ago
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When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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The betrayal is electric. โก๏ธ๐
10 months ago
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He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐