A Whole New World... of grocery shopping and fast food runs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink 🍻😂
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats 😂
Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to balance work and my fitness goals ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
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If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
1 year ago
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Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐Ÿ˜ก
1 year ago
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Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. 🧀💀
Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
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When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.🤱🐮
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฎ
1 year ago
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That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. 😂🇨🇦
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
1 year ago
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"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
1 year ago
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When you finally find your people 😂
When you finally find your people ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
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I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' 😂
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' ๐Ÿ˜‚
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