Me after winning an argument with my mom and realizing she can't ground me anymore ๐
11 months ago
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๐ Same phrase, vastly different outcomes! ๐ฌ๐ชจ
11 months ago
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When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโฆforever! ๐ถ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to sneak out of the kitchen after grabbing a midnight snack and realizing my family's already up
10 months ago
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When labels do more talking than your groceries ๐ฅฆ๐๐ซ
10 months ago
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When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
10 months ago
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When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐ #RamboHousewife
10 months ago
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POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ข
10 months ago
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Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
10 months ago
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Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
10 months ago
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When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment ๐๐ฅท
9 months ago
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When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐
4 months ago
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Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐ฌ
3 months ago
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My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐จโ๐ง
3 months ago
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Worried your kid is using Linux? Know the signs before they move from Ubuntu to compiling their own kernel. It's a slippery slope. ๐ง