Me after winning an argument with my mom and realizing she can't ground me anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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๐ŸŒ Same phrase, vastly different outcomes! ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿชจ
11 months ago
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When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to sneak out of the kitchen after grabbing a midnight snack and realizing my family's already up
10 months ago
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When labels do more talking than your groceries ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿšซ
10 months ago
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When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
10 months ago
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When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
10 months ago
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POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
10 months ago
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Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
10 months ago
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Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
10 months ago
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When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฅท
9 months ago
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When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
4 months ago
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Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
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My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง
3 months ago
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Worried your kid is using Linux? Know the signs before they move from Ubuntu to compiling their own kernel. It's a slippery slope. ๐Ÿง
3 months ago
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