When all you wanted was a sandwich but now it's international news ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. ๐
1 year ago
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When the ramen craving hits so hard you forget how to be a normal human being. ๐๐ฅ
8 months ago
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When pupper conversions require a calculator ๐๐ถ
1 year ago
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When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! ๐๐ฅ
1 year ago
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When your 'awkward phase' turns into 'WOW phase' ๐คโจ
1 year ago
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Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free ๐ #RichPeopleProblems
1 year ago
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Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
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New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
1 year ago
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When Europe tries a new color scheme ๐จ๐ #CultureSwap
1 year ago
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A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. ๐
1 year ago
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History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐ Seems legit.
9 months ago
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Me and the boys showing up at the all-you-can-eat buffet ๐
1 year ago
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He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐
8 months ago
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When the solution to a bug you've been stuck on for 2 days finally clicks. ORA ORA ORA! ๐ป๐ฅ