When you steal the last slice of pizza 😂🛡️🍕
When you steal the last slice of pizza ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
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Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now 😂
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
72
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't 🤡
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't ๐Ÿคก
9 months ago
72
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
72
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
9 months ago
72
Task failed successfully. 😬
Task failed successfully. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
72
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? 🇬🇧💂‍♂️
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
72
Some food crimes are so unforgivable that even the brand itself has to block you. 💀
Some food crimes are so unforgivable that even the brand itself has to block you. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
72
The ultimate test for any piece of hardware: Can it run Doom? This old Kodak camera passes with flying colors. 💪
The ultimate test for any piece of hardware: Can it run Doom? This old Kodak camera passes with flying colors. ๐Ÿ’ช
4 months ago
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When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
4 months ago
72
Some people are late bloomers, others just never leave the 2nd grade. 😂
Some people are late bloomers, others just never leave the 2nd grade. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
72
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 month ago
72
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
1 month ago
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