Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
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It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸฅŠ
5 months ago
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If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid... it's my car key. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
5 months ago
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When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
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Who needs screws when you can just peel and tape? A true tech visionary. ๐Ÿง 
5 months ago
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Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? ๐Ÿ
5 months ago
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Bro, some things can just stay in the group chat. ๐Ÿ˜…
5 months ago
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That's one way to build a genetic library. Steven Beebe for the win! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
4 months ago
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Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
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Every generation has its regrets... some are just more permanent than others. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
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POV: You just posted a spicy meme without the proper paperwork. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
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When the joke is so funny you're about to short-circuit. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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This is the highest level of petty I've ever seen. Imagine having to cash a check with your ex's happy new life printed on it every month. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
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If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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