When winter comes and your cat decides to try out for Olaf's role ๐ฑโ๏ธ
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When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
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PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you.
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐ค
PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐
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He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐๐
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When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐
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Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐๐
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When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. ๐
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When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. ๐ฌ #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
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Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐ Who wore it better? ๐ค
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Sean Connery to Steve Jobs: "You're a computer salesman. I'm f***ing James Bond!"
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When every region gets its own personalized Time Magazine cover ๐
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When you take the wrong escalator at the mall and accidentally join the Rebel Alliance ๐
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When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐
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This mug is perfect for when you need a little extra motivation to finish your coffee. Or, you know, when you're just feeling a little bit dramatic ๐
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Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. ๐