When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your vote is a real test of intelligence 🧠🗳️
When your vote is a real test of intelligence ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
1 year ago
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An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
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Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you 😂
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! 🎸
Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! ๐ŸŽธ
1 year ago
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When you're a web developer for life, you've gotta make sure your anatomy is properly tagged. 🤓
When you're a web developer for life, you've gotta make sure your anatomy is properly tagged. ๐Ÿค“
8 months ago
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When your neighbor’s upgrade drama is more intense than your PC build! 🤦‍♂️💻 #KarenStrikesAgain
When your neighborโ€™s upgrade drama is more intense than your PC build! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป #KarenStrikesAgain
1 year ago
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When you accidentally eat the ghost pepper you were saving for your enemies 💀🔥
When you accidentally eat the ghost pepper you were saving for your enemies ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
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When you're 100% single but still stressed about becoming an aunt or uncle 😂👶
When you're 100% single but still stressed about becoming an aunt or uncle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
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When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! 🐦🌿✨
When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฟโœจ
1 year ago
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When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste 😂
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. 🌍📸
Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
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