The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
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This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon 🥓
This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon ๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
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When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always 😂
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to learn math through interpretive dance 🕺
Me trying to learn math through interpretive dance ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
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When the SWAT team has more training than the regular police ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics 😂
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿชค
1 year ago
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Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. 😂
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you realize Castle Black is just a homeless shelter with extra steps.
When you realize Castle Black is just a homeless shelter with extra steps.
11 months ago
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Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
11 months ago
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Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
11 months ago
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Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? 😂
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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