When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons ๐
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When your vote is a real test of intelligence ๐ง ๐ณ๏ธ
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An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโre all busy arguing. ๐
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God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐ค
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When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours ๐๐ฝ
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Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐
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When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you ๐
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Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! ๐ธ
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When you're a web developer for life, you've gotta make sure your anatomy is properly tagged. ๐ค
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When your neighborโs upgrade drama is more intense than your PC build! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ป #KarenStrikesAgain
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When you accidentally eat the ghost pepper you were saving for your enemies ๐๐ฅ
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When you're 100% single but still stressed about becoming an aunt or uncle ๐๐ถ
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When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! ๐ฆ๐ฟโจ
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When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐
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Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. ๐๐ธ