Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
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When your parents find your DeviantArt account ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐
1 year ago
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We were promised Skynet, but instead we got a customer service bot that gets offended when you're rude to it. The AI apocalypse is disappointing. ๐ค
4 months ago
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When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons ๐
1 year ago
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When the squad is plotting world domination... but first, a little gaming session! ๐ฎ๐
1 year ago
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When wordplay takes an unexpected turn! ๐ณ๐
1 year ago
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An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโre all busy arguing. ๐
1 year ago
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Me when someone offers me the last slice of pizza
1 year ago
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God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you ๐
1 year ago
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I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐
1 year ago
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Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! ๐ธ
1 year ago
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When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. ๐
5 months ago
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He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. ๐ฌ