When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car 😂
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
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Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
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Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
11 months ago
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When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics 🙄
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐Ÿ™„
11 months ago
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1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
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Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you find out the studio behind your favorite game supports inclusivity...and you're not about it 🙅‍♂️
When you find out the studio behind your favorite game supports inclusivity...and you're not about it ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you're trying to beat the final boss but your bed has other plans 😂
When you're trying to beat the final boss but your bed has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. 🤔😂
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Pope Benedict XVI vs Emperor Palpatine: the ultimate force battle of good vs. evil 😂 Who do you think would win? 🤔
Pope Benedict XVI vs Emperor Palpatine: the ultimate force battle of good vs. evil ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who do you think would win? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Grandpa's having a normal one online.  Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. 👴🍦
Grandpa's having a normal one online. Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฆ
11 months ago
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Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?" 
Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?" Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
11 months ago
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When you take "one pedal driving" a little too literally 😂
When you take "one pedal driving" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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