The first man to milk a cow: 🤔 So anyway, I started squeezing...
The first man to milk a cow: ๐Ÿค” So anyway, I started squeezing...
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This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. 😬
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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When the SWAT team has more training than the regular police ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist 🎧
When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist ๐ŸŽง
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Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโ€ฆ.
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Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
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Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you think you nailed the choreography but realize you were doing it wrong the whole time ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? 😂"
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚"
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Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
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"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
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