The internal debate on whether to find your son or avoid a federal investigation. 🤔
The internal debate on whether to find your son or avoid a federal investigation. ๐Ÿค”
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When your rent is as high as your dice roll 🎲💸
When your rent is as high as your dice roll ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ’ธ
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🎄 When you step away for a moment and history takes your seat! 🚽🪑 #ChristmasPartyFails
๐ŸŽ„ When you step away for a moment and history takes your seat! ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿช‘ #ChristmasPartyFails
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When the government says it's for your own good 😂
When the government says it's for your own good ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
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When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on 🐾🤦‍♂️
When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
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When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck.  The answer is NOT 1/2 😂
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck. The answer is NOT 1/2 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart 😂
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
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When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
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Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nokia phones when they fall vs iPhones 😂
Nokia phones when they fall vs iPhones ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
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