Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
1 year ago
166
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
166
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies 😂
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.🤦🤦
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ
1 year ago
166
What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
1 year ago
166
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting 😈
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
166
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting.  Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer 😂🌈
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting. Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
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When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
1 year ago
166
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
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When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
166
When Grandpa drops a 'hard' truth at the family gathering 🚀💊
When Grandpa drops a 'hard' truth at the family gathering ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Š
11 months ago
166
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ
11 months ago
166
The Dank Side of the Force, feel it you must. 🌿
The Dank Side of the Force, feel it you must. ๐ŸŒฟ
9 months ago
166
Luke, I am your... mother? The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. 💅
Luke, I am your... mother? The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ๐Ÿ’…
9 months ago
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