*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
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Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
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Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick ๐Ÿ˜‚
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If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โœจ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first.  Love can wait. 😂"
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
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Girls vs Boys during puberty 😂
Girls vs Boys during puberty ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try your best, but you don't succeed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
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Trying to figure out the imperial system 🫠
Trying to figure out the imperial system ๐Ÿซ 
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Me trying to put in eye drops
Me trying to put in eye drops
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If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious 😂. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! 🤪
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
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Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😬
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! 😂
Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
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