Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐ #shortpeopleproblems
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Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? ๐
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I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? ๐
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PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you.
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐ค
PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐
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Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐
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Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐ค
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Me trying to figure out the important questions in life ๐ค๐
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When youโre a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐ญ
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*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐ค
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Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐
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When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
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When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐
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When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐
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Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐