He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ
1 year ago
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We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐ซ
1 year ago
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The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
10 months ago
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This orangutan's got moves! ๐บ๐ฆง Better than my uncle at the wedding, that's for sure. ๐
1 year ago
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When romance is on a McBudget ๐๐ฐ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you accidentally trigger the whole server and your group chat is blowing up ๐
1 year ago
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When you accidentally delete your 1000-page essay the night before it's due and your professor says no late submissions accepted ๐ญ FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
1 year ago
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Me after my third cup of coffee trying to function at work ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out which app to open to procrastinate further ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor ๐
1 year ago
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When you gotta catch 'em all, but your wallet says no. ๐ฎ๐ธ
1 year ago
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When your love for biking hits an all-time high... or low! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐
1 year ago
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When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be excited about plans I already know I'm going to cancel ๐ถ๐
1 year ago
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When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐