Me trying to relax before my flight gets delayed 5 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
1 year ago
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He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. 💀
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. ๐Ÿ‘‘
9 months ago
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History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
7 months ago
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The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man we never knew we had. ๐Ÿซก
6 months ago
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That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. 😂
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
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When someone asks what antivirus you use in Linux ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you miss your stop, but the next train is on a different track ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป
1 year ago
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Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty 😈
Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.*
Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! 🎸🥁🎤
When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
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When adulting hits you harder than a midlife crisis 🚗✈️💸👶
When adulting hits you harder than a midlife crisis ๐Ÿš—โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
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When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. 💀
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
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