Me trying to subtly help my friend realize they have something on their butt ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
434
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now 😂
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
434
That feeling when you fire up your old PC. It may be slow, but it doubles as a space heater and breakfast cooker! 🔥🍳
That feeling when you fire up your old PC. It may be slow, but it doubles as a space heater and breakfast cooker! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
8 months ago
434
Navigating aisles with wisdom and spirits 🍾🔮
Navigating aisles with wisdom and spirits ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ฎ
1 year ago
433
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime 💤😆
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
433
When you hear someone say Justin Bieber is better than The Beatles, Queen, Nirvana, and Michael Jackson combined 💀
When you hear someone say Justin Bieber is better than The Beatles, Queen, Nirvana, and Michael Jackson combined ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
433
Dad dropped a reality bomb on the whole family 💣💥
Dad dropped a reality bomb on the whole family ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
433
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
433
Checkmate, theologians! Jabba the Hutt just entered the chat with an irrefutable argument. You simply can't argue with that logic. 😂
Checkmate, theologians! Jabba the Hutt just entered the chat with an irrefutable argument. You simply can't argue with that logic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
433
Forget Netflix, the real drama is happening next door. The season finale just dropped and it's a wild ride! 🍿🤯
Forget Netflix, the real drama is happening next door. The season finale just dropped and it's a wild ride! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฏ
7 months ago
433
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️📚😂
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
432
When your art installations double as your silent roommates 🕯️😶
When your art installations double as your silent roommates ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ถ
1 year ago
432
When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" 🤡
When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
432
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
432
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
1 year ago
432