Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.😴
Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.๐Ÿ˜ด
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Me trying to cross the finish line of the semester ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to relax before my flight gets delayed 5 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you see a phone fall but it's a PRANK! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you pray...then relaaay 🍻🙏 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
When you pray...then relaaay ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™ 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
1 year ago
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When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check 🙏😆
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
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When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table 😈🤫
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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If Internet Browsers were Guns 😂. Chrome: Heavy Machine Gun, Firefox: Assault Rifle, Opera: Sniper Rifle, Safari: Hunting Rifle, Internet Explorer: An old revolver
If Internet Browsers were Guns ๐Ÿ˜‚. Chrome: Heavy Machine Gun, Firefox: Assault Rifle, Opera: Sniper Rifle, Safari: Hunting Rifle, Internet Explorer: An old revolver
1 year ago
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When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
1 year ago
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Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. 🚽🤔
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
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The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
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Me trying to act cool at the gun range after almost breaking my wrist from the recoil ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Squad’s new Uber driver 😂🛵
Squadโ€™s new Uber driver ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›ต
1 year ago
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Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
8 months ago
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