Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.๐ด
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Me trying to cross the finish line of the semester ๐
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Me trying to relax before my flight gets delayed 5 hours ๐
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When you see a phone fall but it's a PRANK! ๐
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When you pray...then relaaay ๐ป๐ 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
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When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check ๐๐
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When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table ๐๐คซ
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Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐
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If Internet Browsers were Guns ๐. Chrome: Heavy Machine Gun, Firefox: Assault Rifle, Opera: Sniper Rifle, Safari: Hunting Rifle, Internet Explorer: An old revolver
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When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
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Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. ๐ฝ๐ค
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The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐คฃ
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Me trying to act cool at the gun range after almost breaking my wrist from the recoil ๐
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Squadโs new Uber driver ๐๐ต
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Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐โ