When you gotta catch 'em all, but your wallet says no. ๐ฎ๐ธ
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When your spidey senses tingle in the weirdest situations ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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When your dating profile gets infiltrated by Mortal Kombat ninjas looking for love ๐๐
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When inflation merges your face with currency! ๐ธ๐
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When the typo turns your job into a full-time cleaning gig ๐งผ๐
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Me pretending to be excited about plans I already know I'm going to cancel ๐ถ๐
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Me trying to explain centrifugal force to my friend after watching a few youtube videos ๐
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Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐
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Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐๐
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TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
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When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus ๐. At least it wasn't taken, right? ๐
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Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โcinnamonโ
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Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
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When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐ฌ
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When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist