Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐ท๏ธ
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Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐ป
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐คฌ
1 year ago
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"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. ๐
1 year ago
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One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 year ago
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When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐ฅ ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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When you and your dog nail the TikTok dance challenge ๐๐ถ
1 year ago
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To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐ค. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
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May the spare change be with you.
1 year ago
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When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world ๐
1 year ago
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Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers*
Student: *Makes it dirty*
Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* ๐
1 year ago
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Luke, I am your... mother? The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ๐
11 months ago
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Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. ๐
10 months ago
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That moment you realize you didn't just get forgiven, you got put on probation pending the board's approval. ๐
5 months ago
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That's one way to start a bonfire ๐ฅ๐. Hope everyone is ok and just lost their eyebrows ๐ฌ