When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐ฝ๐ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
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Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐ค
11 months ago
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When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐
11 months ago
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Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
11 months ago
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Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐
11 months ago
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When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' ๐
11 months ago
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Me after watching V for Vendetta for the first time. I'm ready to take down the government now! ๐
11 months ago
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What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
11 months ago
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Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup ๐๐คช
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 ๐งฌ
11 months ago
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When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐