One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐ค
1 year ago
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When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐ฆ
1 year ago
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When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐ฅต
1 year ago
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Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐
1 year ago
43
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
1 year ago
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Me trying to hold my life together ๐
11 months ago
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Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐ฅ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐ช
11 months ago
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Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
11 months ago
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Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
THUNDERSTORMS
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐
11 months ago
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When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? ๐
11 months ago
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Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. ๐
11 months ago
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Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
11 months ago
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When you and your dog nail the TikTok dance challenge ๐๐ถ