I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
1 year ago
262
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
262
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math 🤨💀
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
262
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. 🧐
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
262
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? 🍆🎄
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ„
5 months ago
262
🍽️ Shhh... It's a Shawarma Secret! 🤫🌯
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Shhh... It's a Shawarma Secret! ๐Ÿคซ๐ŸŒฏ
1 year ago
261
When your style is 🔥 but you're not quite lit yet! 😂🕵️‍♂️
When your style is ๐Ÿ”ฅ but you're not quite lit yet! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
261
When internet threads take a twist darker than your morning coffee ☕💀
When internet threads take a twist darker than your morning coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
261
When you want attention but also want to live another day 😅🙏
When you want attention but also want to live another day ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
261
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore 😂
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
261
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
261
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 year ago
261
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon 🐘🚀🌕
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
1 year ago
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