Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐
1 year ago
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Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐
1 year ago
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Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐ค
1 year ago
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POV: It's math class and Arnold is explaining his workout routine.
1 year ago
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My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐ญ
1 year ago
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This meme is so cool, it's giving me chills ๐ฅถ
1 year ago
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐คจ๐
11 months ago
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Well, this is an awkward bus ride. ๐ณ
9 months ago
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Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
9 months ago
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The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐
8 months ago
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When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐ฅ He's got my vote.
4 months ago
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When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐
3 months ago
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Exploring the cosmos... of my own mind. What a time to be alive! ๐ตโ๐ซ