When you love Jurassic Park a little too much ๐
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When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen ๐
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POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs ๐
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Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐
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Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back ๐๐ญ
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Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐ฅ๐
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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
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Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐
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Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
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Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐ค
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Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.๐โค๏ธ
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Me pretending to be a normal human. ๐คฆ
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Me at 25 realizing I'm living the same life I did at 5. ๐ด
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Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them ๐
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Me trying to protect my wallet during the Steam Summer Sale