My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐
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When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans ๐โฝ๏ธ
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When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.๐ฅต
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This Cards Against Humanity card is both dirty and clever. ๐ It's all fun and games until someone plays the 'Aunt' card.
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When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐
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POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
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Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐ชจ
Me: ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ
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When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐
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Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโt work: ๐
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
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When you get caught 'admiring' that stunning Windows wallpaper again ๐๐ฅ๏ธ๐
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When your superpower is infinite tolerance ๐ธ๐ชโจ #CaptainSweden
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When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! ๐๐
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When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! ๐โก๏ธ๐
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When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' ๐๐ผ