Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
9 months ago
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He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐๐
9 months ago
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Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐
9 months ago
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Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐
9 months ago
4
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐จ๐
9 months ago
4
EA slowly evolving into its final form.
9 months ago
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When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐ฌ๐ Wash those hands, folks!๐งผ๐
9 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐
9 months ago
4
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐ค The tech world is a strange place. ๐
9 months ago
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Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐ค
9 months ago
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If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐ค
9 months ago
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When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" ๐ค๐
9 months ago
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When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐น
9 months ago
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When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news ๐