Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. ๐ค
10 months ago
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The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐
10 months ago
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That first family gathering after waking up must have been... interesting. ๐ฌ
3 months ago
184
That awkward moment when you pass a test you were supposed to fail. My dealer's getting a bad review. โญ
3 months ago
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When the new band is ready to invade the music charts! ๐ถ๐ฉ๐ช
1 year ago
183
When you are multitasking like a pro ๐ Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
1 year ago
183
When your dinner looks like it's straight outta 'Animal Crossing' ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
183
When you finally master the 'Extra Spicy Chicken Wing' level. ๐๐ฅ
1 year ago
183
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls ๐
1 year ago
183
Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. ๐โก๏ธ๐
1 year ago
183
Me after calling off on Monday: ๐
1 year ago
183
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐ฌ
1 year ago
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God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
183
Anakin really took "bring balance to the Force" a bit too literally ๐ค
1 year ago
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POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall ๐ฝ๐ฉ