Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐
10 months ago
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Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐ They served their purpose well๐ซก
9 months ago
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Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling ๐
9 months ago
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When society's the real homeschool experiment ๐ค๐จ๐
8 months ago
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๐ณ One tree, four visions: Carpenter, Lumberjack, Woodworker, Daydreamer ๐ฟ
8 months ago
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Putting the 'familiar' in fame ๐ฟ๐คฃ
8 months ago
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The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐
7 months ago
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That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! ๐๐
6 months ago
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The logic isn't logging in for some people... make it make sense. ๐ง
6 months ago
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Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
6 months ago
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When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐
6 months ago
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The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐
5 months ago
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When avoiding taxes makes you a tax-financed celebrity! ๐๐
1 year ago
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Chess in the year 2000: Trash talk included! ๐๐ฒ
1 year ago
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๐ฆ Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. ๐บ Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer