Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand.  Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. 🌊
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐ŸŒŠ
10 months ago
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Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
9 months ago
41
Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling 😂
Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
41
When society's the real homeschool experiment 🤓🎨🚀
When society's the real homeschool experiment ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿš€
8 months ago
41
🌳 One tree, four visions: Carpenter, Lumberjack, Woodworker, Daydreamer 🌿
๐ŸŒณ One tree, four visions: Carpenter, Lumberjack, Woodworker, Daydreamer ๐ŸŒฟ
8 months ago
41
Putting the 'familiar' in fame 🍿🤣
Putting the 'familiar' in fame ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
41
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
41
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! 🚀🌕
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
6 months ago
41
The logic isn't logging in for some people... make it make sense. 🧐
The logic isn't logging in for some people... make it make sense. ๐Ÿง
6 months ago
41
Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. 🤷‍♂️
Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
41
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
6 months ago
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The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
5 months ago
41
When avoiding taxes makes you a tax-financed celebrity! 💀🙈
When avoiding taxes makes you a tax-financed celebrity! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™ˆ
1 year ago
40
Chess in the year 2000: Trash talk included! 😂🎲
Chess in the year 2000: Trash talk included! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฒ
1 year ago
40
🦁 Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. 📺 Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer
๐Ÿฆ Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. ๐Ÿ“บ Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer
1 year ago
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