An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโre all busy arguing. ๐
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Toad: Psst... Hey, wanna buy some 'shrooms?๐๐คซ Mario: How much for the 1-UP? โญ
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Me and the boys after finding the last slice of pizza
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Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby ๐ #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
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When one of your ducklings falls in the drain and you cant get them out
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Durex: Saving you from unexpected lifetime subscriptions! ๐
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When divine tech support goes rogue! ๐ฅ๏ธโจ
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When your knitting club gets a little too ambitious with the themes... ๐งถ๐
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Mixing genres ๐๐ : When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
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When you want attention but also want to live another day ๐ ๐
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Ever been so mad you went full rodeo on a horse? ๐ค ๐
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When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐ฅ๐บ