When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
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Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!"
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
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Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐
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When you try to trick the referee and fail miserably ๐
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Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby ๐ #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
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When one of your ducklings falls in the drain and you cant get them out
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When your friend says "it's just a prank bro" and you are wearing an EOD suit. ๐ง
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When you forget to remember but remember to forget! ๐ง ๐ค
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Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! ๐ป๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Ever been so mad you went full rodeo on a horse? ๐ค ๐
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When you're the bungee cord's biggest competitor ๐คฃ๐๐ฆ
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When Santa trades his sleigh for a bike and the North Pole for the deep sea! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐ฅ๐บ