When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
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Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
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Me and my dog praying for more treats 🙏
Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐Ÿ™
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 😂
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try to trick the referee and fail miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby 😂 #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby ๐Ÿ˜‚ #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
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When one of your ducklings falls in the drain and you cant get them out
When one of your ducklings falls in the drain and you cant get them out
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When your friend says "it's just a prank bro" and you are wearing an EOD suit. 🧙
When your friend says "it's just a prank bro" and you are wearing an EOD suit. ๐Ÿง™
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When you forget to remember but remember to forget! 🧠🤔
When you forget to remember but remember to forget! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค”
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Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! 🐻🚶‍♂️
Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Ever been so mad you went full rodeo on a horse? 🤠🐎
Ever been so mad you went full rodeo on a horse? ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽ
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When you're the bungee cord's biggest competitor 🤣🚗📦
When you're the bungee cord's biggest competitor ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ“ฆ
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When Santa trades his sleigh for a bike and the North Pole for the deep sea! 🚴‍♂️🦈
When Santa trades his sleigh for a bike and the North Pole for the deep sea! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆˆ
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When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! 🥓🍺
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿบ
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