Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐
1 year ago
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My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐ฆ
9 months ago
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Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. ๐
3 months ago
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When your friend plays bangers in the car ๐๐ฅ
1 year ago
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Germany's hopes and dreams of reaching the round of 16 were dashed when South Korea scored not one, but two late goals! โฝ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฉ๐ช The defending champions were left stunned as they exited the FIFA World Cup early. ๐
1 year ago
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When 'transparent' policies get a little too literal! ๐ฝ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you're determined to catch the bouquet no matter the cost ๐
1 year ago
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When you want everyone to know ๐๐จ๐
1 year ago
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Michael Jackson's last words: "At least I'm not a..."
1 year ago
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When someone farts and it smells like literal poop ๐ฉ๐คข๐คฎ
1 year ago
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When oops feels different depending on who's oopsing ๐
1 year ago
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Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
1 year ago
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When your code smells but it's not your fault ๐
1 year ago
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When you're investigating a UFO sighting but your partner has had one too many beers ๐ฝ๐ป
1 year ago
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Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐ค